Category Archives: 新gag加精選 (Past)

傳說

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七步成gag G1

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CHK2: 你講第一句丫.

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CHK1: 燒烤果陣無帶义

CHK2: 打個電話揾亞媽

CHK1: 亞媽叫你揾亞爸

CHK2: 亞爸請你去飲茶

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CHK1: 飲茶何會有雞翼

CHK2: 見到即刻唔想食

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CHK1: 唔通真係去北極

CHK2: 行到北極無哂力

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七步成gag G2

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燒烤果陣無帶义

偷我支义正人渣

人渣食緊豆腐花

花中竟然有西瓜

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食完西瓜多達la.

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2008.12.07 Sunday \copyright CHK^2

瘋子

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聖鬥士星矢

曲: 林敏怡
詞: 林振強
唱: 譚耀文

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天際星星 我數不清
雙子星 天蠍與水瓶
雲後面還藏著白羊金牛
風裡有天秤

星有多少哪數得清
只知心中充滿激情
能為自由而入萬重烽火
捐上我生命

匆匆一生叱吒好漢要刻下名字
不許這宇宙及浩瀚銀河 忘我在此
不屈者 與我本同義字
即使失意創傷 一笑置之
揮我生命寫正義故事

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瘋子 即管稱我瘋子
星光知道星矢
心中滿是堅持
懷著正義對天地
倦時亦被起戰衣
無懼是這鬥士

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2008.11.09 Sunday CHK_2

附加數 2

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(雖然)
風聲雨聲讀書聲聲聲入耳

(但係)
中史西史AMaths通通唔識

— Me@2006@(5C+5D)/2

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The mathematics in statistics is more mathematical than the mathematics in mathematics.

統計學上o既數學比數學裡面o既數學更加數學.

— Me@1998

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兩件事唔可以同時發生, 唔代表佢哋唔可以同時唔發生.

— Me@2006@5C/5D on Probability, on mutullay exclusive events

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2008.10.18 Saturday copyright CHK^2

時間長度

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一剎那者為一念，二十念為一瞬，二十瞬為一彈指，二十彈指為一羅預，二十羅預為一須臾，一日一夜有三十須臾。

— 佛教梵典《僧只律》

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推算:

86400秒＝一晝夜＝30須臾＝600羅預

＝12000彈指＝240000瞬間＝4800000剎那

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換算成秒數：

一「須臾」＝2880秒（48分鐘）
一「彈指」＝7.2秒
一「瞬間」＝0.36秒
一「剎那」＝一「念」之間＝0.018秒

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— 改篇自維基百科

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2008.08.28 Thursday copyright CHK^2

聲明

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所有關於我的好話都是真的；
最低限度，我沒有法律責任要聲明那不是真的。

所有關於我的壞話都是假的；
我的壞，只有我自己才真正知道。

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— Mr Lee

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2008.08.11 Monday CHK_2

動感翻譯

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The Lord of the Ring : Two Towers

香港：魔戒 2 之雙城奇謀
台灣：魔戒 2 之雙城奇謀
大陸：指環王 2 之兩座塔

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007 : Die Another Day

香港：新鐵金剛之不日殺機
台灣：新鐵金剛之誰與爭鋒
大陸：新鐵金剛之擇日再死

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Top Gun

香港：壯志凌雲
台灣：捍衛戰士
大陸：好大一支槍

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The Day After Tomorrow

香港：明日之後
台灣：明天過後
大陸：後天

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Aliens

香港：異形續集
大陸：珍奇異獸之風華在現

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Gundum X

香港：高達 X
台灣：高達 X
大陸：大炮機械人叉

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— Yahoo! 知識
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2008.08.09 Saturday CHK_2

詩

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Poetry is the first thing lost in translation.

詩, 就是翻譯時失去的東西.

— Robert L. Frost (1874 – 1963), an American poet

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聲聲慢

Sound Sound Slow

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尋尋覓覓
冷冷清清
淒淒慘慘戚戚

–李清照

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I look for what I miss,
I know not what it is,
I feel so sad, so drear,
So lonely without cheer.

–許淵衝先生

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So dim, so dark,
So dense, so dull,
So damp, so dank, so dead.

–林語堂先生

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Searching searching
Cold cold clear clear
Poor poor sad sad … …

–Me

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2008.08.06 Wednesday copyright CHK^2

Nerd

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Nerd是英語中一個含貶義的用語，一般指偏愛鑽研書本知識，將大量閒暇用於讀書，而不願或不善於參加群體性體育活動或其他社會活動的人。

特徵

根據影視作品的描述和大眾心目中的印象，Nerd往往有以下特徵：

* 古板的髮型
* 缺乏自信
* 喜歡鑽研一般人無法理解的學科，如古生物學、高等數學或者喜歡國際象棋一類的遊戲
* 不喜歡與人際交往，經常成為同學排擠、嫉妒的對象

自豪的Nerd

由於Nerd的一般定義亦承認此等人士聰明、重事專注等意涵，也有一些人稱自己是「Nerd」並引以為榮。
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–維基百科, 本站的全部文本內容在 GNU自由文檔許可證 之條款下提供.

–Edited by Me
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完全係講緊我, 點算?

–Me

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2008.07.30 Wednesday CHK_2

前傳 6

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World’s funniest joke
網誌分類: 播種心田 | 網誌日期: 2007-01-25 00:18

“A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?” ”

— Wikipedia
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harry 2007-01-25 20:41

=.=” 我覺得唔好笑喎
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我擒晚瞓覺果陣望住天上o既繁星

然後係度唸…
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究竟我個天花板去咗邊?

— Scott Adams
— Cantonese by Me
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2008.05.10 Saturday copyright CHK^2

Nobel Prize x 2, part 1

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The Nobel Prize in Physics in 1956

Bardeen brought only one of his three children to the Nobel Prize ceremony. His two sons were studying at Harvard University, and Bardeen didn’t wanted to disrupt their studies. King Gustav scolded Bardeen because of this, and Bardeen assured the King that the next time he would bring all his children to the ceremony.

The Nobel Prize in Physics in 1972

In 1972, John Bardeen shared the Nobel Prize in Physics with Leon Neil Cooper of Brown University and John Robert Schrieffer of the University of Pennsylvania for their jointly developed theory of superconductivity, usually called the BCS-theory.

Bardeen did bring all his children to the Nobel Prize ceremony in Stockholm, Sweden.

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Excellence is an art won by training and habituation. We do not act rightly because we have virtue or excellence, but we rather have those because we have acted rightly. We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.

— Aristotle

— Me@2022.09.12 01:07:54 PM

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2008.04.06 Sunday CHK_2