# Amazing Gags

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Intelligence is the ability to recognize connections.

— Carolus Slovinec

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Gag

= Amazing unexpected connection between ideas

= 奇幻融會貫通

= 魔法

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— Me

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2009.07.03 Friday $copyright ACHK$

# 傳說

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CHK2: 你講第一句丫.

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CHK1: 燒烤果陣無帶义

CHK2: 打個電話揾亞媽

CHK1: 亞媽叫你揾亞爸

CHK2: 亞爸請你去飲茶

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CHK1: 飲茶何會有雞翼

CHK2: 見到即刻唔想食

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CHK1: 唔通真係去北極

CHK2: 行到北極無哂力

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2008.12.07 Sunday $\copyright CHK^2$

# 瘋子

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2008.11.09 Sunday $CHK_2$

# 附加數 2

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(雖然)

(但係)

— Me@2006@(5C+5D)/2

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The mathematics in statistics is more mathematical than the mathematics in mathematics.

— Me@1998

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— Me@2006@5C/5D on Probability, on mutullay exclusive events

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2008.10.18 Saturday $copyright CHK^2$

# Painting

Chapter 7 Painting

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The secret source of Humor itself is not joy but sorrow.

— Mark Twain

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— Translation by Me

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2008.10.17 Friday $copyright CHK^2$

# 世人太傻

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2008.10.12 Sunday $copyright CHK^2$

# Jonny English

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He knows no fear, he knows no danger, he knows nothing.

— Jonny English

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— Me

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2008.10.10 Friday $copyright CHK^2$

# 時間長度

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— 佛教梵典《僧只律》

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86400秒＝一晝夜＝30須臾＝600羅預

＝12000彈指＝240000瞬間＝4800000剎那

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— 改篇自維基百科

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2008.08.28 Thursday $copyright CHK^2$

# 聲明

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— Mr Lee

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2008.08.11 Monday $CHK_2$

# 動感翻譯

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The Lord of the Ring : Two Towers

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007 : Die Another Day

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Top Gun

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The Day After Tomorrow

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Aliens

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Gundum X

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— Yahoo! 知識
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2008.08.09 Saturday $CHK_2$

# 詩

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Poetry is the first thing lost in translation.

— Robert L. Frost (1874 – 1963), an American poet

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Sound Sound Slow

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–李清照

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I look for what I miss,
I know not what it is,
I feel so sad, so drear,
So lonely without cheer.

–許淵衝先生

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So dim, so dark,
So dense, so dull,
So damp, so dank, so dead.

–林語堂先生

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Searching searching
Cold cold clear clear

–Me

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2008.08.06 Wednesday $copyright CHK^2$

# Nerd

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Nerd是英語中一個含貶義的用語，一般指偏愛鑽研書本知識，將大量閒暇用於讀書，而不願或不善於參加群體性體育活動或其他社會活動的人。

* 古板的髮型
* 缺乏自信
* 喜歡鑽研一般人無法理解的學科，如古生物學、高等數學或者喜歡國際象棋一類的遊戲
* 不喜歡與人際交往，經常成為同學排擠、嫉妒的對象

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–維基百科, 本站的全部文本內容在 GNU自由文檔許可證 之條款下提供.

–Edited by Me
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–Me

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2008.07.30 Wednesday $CHK_2$

# 精神病

–黃子華, based on 唐君毅
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2008.07.05 Saturday $CHK_2$

# 前傳 6

World’s funniest joke

“A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?” ”

— Wikipedia
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harry 2007-01-25 20:41

=.=” 我覺得唔好笑喎
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— Cantonese by Me
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2008.05.10 Saturday $copyright CHK^2$

# Nobel Prize x 2, part 1

The Nobel Prize in Physics in 1956

Bardeen brought only one of his three children to the Nobel Prize ceremony. His two sons were studying at Harvard University, and Bardeen didn’t wanted to disrupt their studies. King Gustav scolded Bardeen because of this, and Bardeen assured the King that the next time he would bring all his children to the ceremony.

The Nobel Prize in Physics in 1972

In 1972, John Bardeen shared the Nobel Prize in Physics with Leon Neil Cooper of Brown University and John Robert Schrieffer of the University of Pennsylvania for their jointly developed theory of superconductivity, usually called the BCS-theory.

Bardeen did bring all his children to the Nobel Prize ceremony in Stockholm, Sweden.

— Wikipedia

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Excellence is an art won by training and habituation. We do not act rightly because we have virtue or excellence, but we rather have those because we have acted rightly. We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.

— Aristotle

— Me@2022.09.12 01:07:54 PM

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2008.04.06 Sunday $CHK_2$

# 語錄

Two years ago, about May or June 2006, a student started to collect my interesting sentences.

Several months ago, November, a Form 4 student started to collect my interesting sentences.

Last week, my Form 1 students started to collect my interesting sentences.

But don’t expect too much, I am tired.

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2008.01.20 Sunday $\copyright CHK^2$