Farnsworth: These are the dark matter engines I invented. They allow my starship to travel between galaxies in mere hours.

Cubert: That’s impossible. You can’t go faster than the speed of light.

Farnsworth: Of course not. That’s why scientists increased the speed of light in 2208.

Cubert: Also impossible.

— A Clone of My Own

— Futurama

2011.10.26 Wednesday ACHK