[Scene: A scientist is in a Frankensteinesque laboratory mixing chemicals in a beaker.]

Scientist: I have combined the DNA of the world’s most evil animals to make the most evil creature of them all.

    [A pod reminiscent of the ones from the movie “The Fly” opens with a cloud of steam. It clears, revealing a naked human male.]

Naked Man: It turns out it’s man.

— The Scary Door

— Futurama

2012.03.05 Monday ACHK