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Fry: Hey, professor. What are you teaching this semester?

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Same thing I teach every semester. The Mathematics of Quantum Neutrino Fields. I made up the title so that no student would dare take it.

Fry: Mathematics of wonton burrito meals. I’ll be there!

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Please, Fry. I don’t know how to teach. I’m a professor.

— “Futurama” Mars University (1999)

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