Futurama 3

Godfellas

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Bender: You know, I was God once.

God: Yes, I saw. You were doing good, until everyone died.

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God: Bender, being God isn’t easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you, and if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch. Like a safecracker, or a pickpocket.

Bender: Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money!

God: Yes, if you make it look like an electrical thing. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all.

— Futurama

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2010.10.11 Monday ACHK