# Dilbert

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Dogbert: My invention can detect human stupidity. It has a very simple interface. All I do is point it at people.
Dilbert: Then what does it do?
Dogbert: Why would it need to do anything else?

May 14, 1997

— Scott Adams

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2009.07.31 Friday $ACHK$

# Brain Cells

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If God is a brain, we are its cells, united by love.

— Me@2007?

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2009.07.30 Thursday $copyright ACHK$

# 唐朝諫官

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— 中國傳統政治, 錢穆《國史新論》

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2009.07.29 Wednesday $ACHK$

# 解決問題

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— Me

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2009.07.28 Tuesday $copyright ACHK$

# 離婚 2

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–Me

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2009.07.27 Monday $copyright ACHK$

# That

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One way to build up your faith is to spend time with somebody who truly believe in you.

And the important thing is that [you can] be that person to others;

also, be that person to yourself.

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— Me@2002, based on Stephen Covey

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# 自我中心 2b

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You can spend your whole life trying to be popular, at the end of the day, the size of the crowd at your funeral will be largely dictated by the weather.

– Frank Skinner, comedian

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2009.07.24 Friday $ACHK$

# 無傷亡戰爭

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— 維基百科

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2009.07.23 Thursday $ACHK$

# 墨子 | 游俠

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— 維基百科

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2009.07.22 Wednesday $ACHK$

# Moonwalker

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On September 9, 2002, filmmaker Bart Sibrel, a proponent of the Apollo moon landing hoax theory, confronted Aldrin and his granddaughter outside a Beverly Hills, California hotel. Sibrel confronted Aldrin, stating “You’re the one who said you walked on the moon and you didn’t” and called Aldrin “a coward and a liar”. Aldrin responed at this point by punching Sibrel in the face. Beverly Hills police and the city’s prosecutor declined to file charges after other witnesses reported that Sibrel had initiated physical contact. Sibrel suffered no permanent injuries.

— Wikipedia

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2009.07.21 Tuesday $ACHK$

# Professional 2

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— Me

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2009.07.20 Monday $copyright ACHK$

# Domino

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It turns out that if you start with all of them at once, you’ll fail.

And if you start with the big one, you’ll fail.

But if you line up all the dominos one by one, in the right order, you may just have enough energy to push over the first one. That one, of course, adds momentum so that when you crash into the second one, that one goes too.

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— Seth Godin

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2009.07.19 Sunday $ACHK$

# Time Travel

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It is possible to affect the past, but not to change it.

The Novikov Principle does not allow a time traveller to change the past in any way, but it does allow them to affect past events in a way that produces no inconsistencies — for example, a time traveller could rescue people from a disaster, and replace them with realistic corpses seconds before it occurs.

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2009.07.17 Friday $ACHK$

# Logarithmic law

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# If you hire all A people, he said, they’ll also hire A people. But if you hire B people, they’ll hire the C people and then it’s all over.

— Joel Spolsky

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# Andre Weil suggested that there is a logarithmic law at work: first-rate people attract other first-rate people, but second-rate people tend to hire third-raters, and third-rate people hire fifth-raters.

— Paul Halmos

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2009.07.16 Thursday $ACHK$

# 方法藉口

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–阿拉伯

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2009.07.15 Wednesday $ACHK$

# 優點魚 2

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–Me

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2009.07.14 Tuesday $copyright ACHK$

# Integrity

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— Aristote

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— Me

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Integrity is more important than loyalty. Integrity is the highest form of loyalty.

— Stephen Covey

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2009.07.13 Monday $copyright ACHK$

# 真相客觀程式

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2009.07.11 Saturday $copyright ACHK$

# 刺蝟 4

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2009.07.10 Friday $copyright ACHK$