Monthly Archives: October 2008

年年齡

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節日祝願：「新世紀年階劃分」即將反映現實

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以前的人許多都十三四歲就結婚，三十出頭就抱孫做老太爺，早婚早老早死。今天科學昌明，健康水平普遍提高了，三四十歲還跟小孩子差不多。有見及此，我作出了一種「新世紀年階劃分」如下：

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嬰兒—–0~10歲
幼童—–11~20歲
中童—–21~30歲
少年—–31~40歲
青年—–41~60歲
中年—–61~80歲
壯年—–81~100歲
老當益—–101~150歲
老而彌—–151~175歲
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— Mr. Lee 2004-12-24 16:34:53

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2008.10.26 Sunday CHK_2

考試日記 1

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去年大概這個時候是我一科物理的mid-term exam.

我習慣每次考試前的十五分鐘背平時準備定的公式紙.

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但是那天的計劃有變.

1. 那科物理是有關應用數學的. 公式太長太多.

起碼要四十五分鐘才能背完.

2. 四時正我要立刻乘的士去中文大學考試.

而中學放學前有三堂課 1:45pm – 4:00pm.

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我唯有在 1:00pm-1:45pm 先背好公式表.

然後去教三堂書.

放學立刻乘的士去中文大學.

我是剛剛好四時半到達試場, 是最後一個到.

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原來我所背的公式有八成還可以記得.

但是我太累了.

每次只可以想到未來兩步. 正常情形下應該是五步的.

(全試卷共三題.)

而最後一題還要是考靈感.

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2008.10.25, Brother 18, Saturday copyright CHK^2

進度報告 2

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統計力學 (輕量級)

Homework 1:  100
Homework 2:  98
Homework 3:  100

一份功課價值十五小時.

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統計力學 (重量級)

Homework 1:  85
Homework 2:  75
Homework 3:  95

一份功課價值二十小時再加少少第六感.

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2008.10.19 Sunday copyright CHK^2

附加數 2

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(雖然)
風聲雨聲讀書聲聲聲入耳

(但係)
中史西史AMaths通通唔識

— Me@2006@(5C+5D)/2

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The mathematics in statistics is more mathematical than the mathematics in mathematics.

統計學上o既數學比數學裡面o既數學更加數學.

— Me@1998

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兩件事唔可以同時發生, 唔代表佢哋唔可以同時唔發生.

— Me@2006@5C/5D on Probability, on mutullay exclusive events

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2008.10.18 Saturday copyright CHK^2

Madness

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Madness is the exception in individuals but the rule in groups.

–尼采

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一個人做決定時, 很少會選擇做一些愚蠢而瘋狂的事情.

但是,

一個團體做決定時, 通常也會.

— Translation by Me

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Why?

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2008.10.16 2008.10.17 Thursday copyright CHK^2

蟲

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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.

— Robert A. Heinlein

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2008.10.14 Tuesday CHK_2

6.5 Teach

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You cannot teach a man anything, you can only help him to find it for himself.

— Galileo

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To be catalyst is the ambition most appropriate for those who see the world as being in constant change, and who, without thinking that they can control it, wish to influence its direction.

— Theodore Zeldin

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The best doctors found a middle position where the were neither over-whelmed by their feelings nor estranged from them. That was the most difficult position of all, and the precise balance – neither too detached nor too caring – was something few learned.

— Michael Crichton

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2008.10.13 Monday copyright CHK^2